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A plain & simple purpose: to boost you into bliss.
And we're not afraid to shake things up to get you there! We've hacked joy and wellness for you to blast off to your ultimate best!

What’s your flavor baby?

Say goodbye to boring wellness routines. It’s time to mess things up with our line of healthy, game-changing products. With options to tantalize every foodie in the hood, your journey is about to begin!

Nutoria (3)
KetoChunks (1)
CBD Oils (4)

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Tangy Turmeric

Nutoria: Tigernut granola

This groovy snack is taking the world by storm with its blend of tigernuts, almonds, macadamia, sunflower seeds, turmeric, dehydrated lemon, and cayenne pepper.

  • Tigernuts
  • Almond
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Macadamia
  • Maple Syrup
  • Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Himalayan Pink Salt
  • GOSH!
    I WANT IT

  • PROTEIN

    5,5g

    PER SERVING

  • SUGAR

    5,1g

    PER SERVING

  • Vegan
  • Gluten Free
  • AIP friendly
  • GOSH!
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Cacao & Ginger

Nutoria: Tigernut granola

Join the Bonnie & Clyde of the snack game with our signature blend of sliced Tigernuts, Brazil nuts, pecans, and cashews, infused with cacao, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, and pepper.

  • Tigernuts
  • Pecan Nuts
  • Cashews
  • Brazil Nuts
  • Maple Syrup
  • Raw Cacao Powder
  • Ginger
  • Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Cinnamon
  • Cardamom
  • Nut meg
  • Himalayan Pink Salt
  • GOSH!
    I WANT IT

  • PROTEIN

    4,8g

    PER SERVING

  • SUGAR

    4,9g

    PER SERVING

  • Vegan
  • Gluten Free
  • AIP friendly
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Vanilla Chai

Nutoria: Tigernut granola

Taste the timeless crunch of a childhood favorite with a modern-day twist. Tigernuts, Peanuts, cashews, and pecans, sprinkled with sexy Ayurvedic magic.

  • Tigernuts
  • Peanut
  • Cashews
  • Pecan Nuts
  • Maple Syrup
  • Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Vanilla Beans
  • Cinnamon
  • Cardamom
  • Clove
  • Anise
  • Himalayan Pink Salt
  • GOSH!
    I WANT IT

  • PROTEIN

    6,3g

    PER SERVING

  • SUGAR

    5,1g

    PER SERVING

  • Vegan
  • Gluten Free
  • AIP friendly
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KetoChunks

CASHEW & SEEDS GRANOLA

Say hi to the New Kids in the Keto Block. Fatty cashews, sunflower and pumpkin seeds all amped up with pea and rice vanilla flavored protein.

  • Cashews
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Pumpkin Seeds
  • Tahini
  • Pea & Rice Protein
  • Erythritol
  • Coconut oil
  • Himalayan Pink Salt
  • GOSH!
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  • NET CARBS

    2,9g

    PER SERVING

  • PROTEIN

    9,7g

    PER SERVING

  • FAT

    17,5g

    PER SERVING

  • 0% SUGAR
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Focus the f**k up

10% Full Spectrum CBD + Spearmint

Adios blandness, hello to a super duper blend of organic MCT oil and spearmint that'll teleport you straight to productivity paradise with just a few drops.

  • Organic MCT oil
  • Natural Spearmint Aroma
  • 1000g Full Spectrum CBD
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Relax the f**k up

10% Isolated CBD + CBG & CBN

The secret to sweet relief is just a drop away with Blissful Bastards' Isolated CBD oil, the unbeatable formula made with organic Organic MCT Oil.

  • CBD Isolate 1000mg
  • CBG Isolate 500mg
  • CBN Isolate 250mg
  • Organic MCT oil
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Sleep the f**k up

10% Full Spectrum CBD + Melatonin

Blissful Bastards' 10% CBD Oil with Melatonin is here to grant you the peaceful slumber you crave. Say farewell to restless nights and let your inner baby sway in a cloud.

  • Organic MCT oil
  • 1000g Full Spectrum CBD
  • 30mg Melatonin
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Blissful bites for everyone!

Climb higher, lift heavier, ride further and Namaste longer with our healthy treats
Tiger-Power Fuel

Our tigernut-based superfood granolas are packed with nuts and gently sweetened with maple syrup, giving you the perfect combination of energy and flavor to power through your workouts!

Keto Crunch Champion

We're bringing the heat with our KetoChunks! This low-carb snack is packed with healthy fats and zero sugar, making it the perfect fuel for your fat-burning purposes.

You can't spell chill without CBD!

When it comes to crushing your fitness goals, it's all about the recovery game. And our CBD oils are here to help you do just that. Say goodbye to post-workout soreness and hello to pure relaxation.

Snack time, solved: healthy and convenient for busy caring mums
Snack Attack Solution

Our granolas are the perfect solution for busy mums looking for a healthy and convenient snack that the whole family will enjoy.

Nutty for Nutrition

Get your kids their daily dose of wholesome goodness and keep their taste buds happy with our nutty and crunchy Nutoria, the mighty tigernut superfood blend!

CBD: Mama's Little Helper

Helping busy mums stay on top of their game, our CBD oils are specially formulated to promote relaxation, focus, and good sleep in the midst of life's chaos!

Nutty & naughty, perfect for gluten-free divas and autoimmune foodies with a sweet tooth!
Nutrition Nirvana

Snack on Tigernuts & Nuts with Nutoria, perfect for badasses with gluten sensitivity or autoimmune conditions. Vegan & Paleo approved!

Sugar, we're just enough

All Blissful Bastards products will satisfy your sweet tooth without any added guilt! Made with just the right amount of sweetener, our products are your go-to buddies to indulge with character.

Holistic Healing Heroes

Our CBD oils offer a natural and holistic approach to wellness, helping to alleviate stress and anxiety while promoting overall health and wellbeing

Snack like a boss & relax like a zen with our disruptive superfood granolas and CBD oils!
Looking for snacks with superpowers?

Our tigernut and nut granolas are gluten-free, vegan, and smartly sweetened as you deserve. Clean label, high nutritional value, no lactose, soy, E numbers, or preservatives to munch like a superhero!

Grandma's oats?

Nah, we've got the stuff your taste buds and body deserve! If keto is your jam, our 0% sugar KetoChunks are here to rock your world.

Elevate your wellness game

Get ready to unlock your full potential with our natural CBD oils. Designed to support your overall health and wellbeing, our oils are the perfect addition to any health hacker's toolkit.

Treat yourself to some seriously delicious breakfast goodness without breaking the bank.
Yo! Breakfast is on fire, and your wallet is about to feel the heat!

Here's the deal: 4 bags of your choice of our dope granolas come at a bundle deal of 45€. Each bag is loaded with 8 portions of pure bliss. So, with 32 portions in your bundle, you'll have plenty to last you throughout the month, which means you can enjoy a damn hearty breakfast every day at only 1.40€.

Are you a couple of foodies going on health crusade??

Let us award you for this! Grab the bundle of 8 bags for just 80€ and save an amazing 30.80€! You’ll be getting a nutritious epic breakfast for lovers at 1,25€ each per day.

We’re going NUTS!
BUNDLE DEAL 108€ > 91,80€

8 bags = 15% OFF

Add 8 bags of your choice of Nutoria and KetoChunks and get an instant 15% discount off your purchase price.

LET’S GO NUTS!

We’re going BONKERS!
BUNDLE DEAL 150,85€ > 113€

3 CBDs = 25% OFF

Brace yourself for a mind-blowing journey with our line of CBDs. Enjoy a whooping discount with our bundle!

LET’S GO BONKERS!

ONE MAN’S JOURNEY TO HEALTHY EATING

From itchy, flaky and irritable to Blissful Bites

Meet the guy who chose health over career. A food rebel on a mission who traded his career as a brand designer to spread the gospel of healthy eating. After a 7 years nutritious quest through diets, superfoods, workshops and endless mistakes to beat psoriasis using only natural resources, he aims to revolutionize the way we eat to experience health as an effortless journey.

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OUR ELITE OF ENTHUSIASTS TALKS

The Bliss Guerrilla

A community of food lovers who have embraced healthy eating with open arms. From all walks of life, these Bastards share a passion for mouth-watering and gut-loving food. Let’s join in your quest for nutritious bliss!

Absolutely love the Cacao & Ginger Nutoria! It's the perfect combination of rich cacao and zingy ginger. Gives me a boost of energy and tastes amazing. Sarah H.

The CBD Sleep with Melatonin oil has been the perfect add-on for my sleep routine. It helps me sleep peacefully and I wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day.

Mario C.

The warm and comforting flavors of Nutoria Vanilla Chai make my mornings so much better. It's like a cozy crunch in my bowl.

David L.

I can't get enough of the Tangy Turmeric. It's packed with vibrant flavors and the goodness of turmeric and it goes well with any dish. I feel exuberant after eating it

Mark S.

Hooked on the Cacao & Ginger superfood granola!

Noelia O.

Blissful Bastards Superfood granolas have become my go-to breakfast choice. I’m a gluten-free advocate and after finding a source like tigernuts, which have also amazing properties, I’m munching all day long!

Monica R.

The vanilla chai nutoria is simply divine. I love that it's packed with nutritious and copious amounts of nuts.

Frank S.

The refreshing spearmint flavor coupled with the natural focus-boosting properties of CBD helps me stay sharp and alert.

Pablo M.

Relax the f**k up CBD is my secret weapon for unwinding after a hard work out. 

María T.

The Tangy Turmeric Nutoria has become a staple in my pantry.

Vicky F.

The CBD Oil with Melatonin helps me achieve a state of deep relaxation and promotes a restful night's sleep.

Raquel P.

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